Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Award-Winning Authors

Award winning authors have a few things to say about Johnny the Tuber. Huh? Oh, no. Not directly, of course. Even the creators are somewhat hesitant to lay claim to the contents of this blog at times; still. There is something to be said about the simple majesty of the potato, as is evident in this nationally famous work published by this nationally famous author.

" 'I suddenly knew what I wanted.' He pulled up his left pant leg. There was a small tattoo just above his ankle... All day everyone told Calvin what they would have gotten: a fire-breathing dragon, a lightning bolt, a creature from outer space. 
None of them said they would have gotten a potato.
But Calvin knew better... He looked at  his potato. He smiled. It made him happy.
He was sure he had made the right choice.

At least he was pretty sure."

-Louis Sachar

How about them 'taters. You should go get a tattoo of everyone's favorite potato on your ankle!
Seriously though, go.
Why not get this?

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Johnny the Tuber #11

MMMMMMM! It feels good to get my post on. We're back in the saddle again, and it's time for the start of another adventure in this Unfriendly Wasteland (trademark pending?). Johnny tumbles into a land-before-time-after-the-end-of-days?!? How can this be? What of Johnny's new... Friend? What is this mysterious goose; this goose of DESTINY?!? You keep coming back, and we'll keep you posted!
Johnny the Tuber!

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Saturday, July 13, 2013

Johnny the Tuber #10 p.6- THE END!

Happy weekend! NOW we're back in the swing of things! Here's a strip for you!
The incredible battle between three of the greatest forces the wasteland has ever seen draws to a close in a fury of horns, killin', and N64 references as Johnny gets in on the Nar-action!
Between the # of views per day and the new focus on paneling taking place in our strip, we have a feeling Johnny the Tuber can only get bigger and better from here on out! Stay tuned as Johnny embarks on yet another adventure next week!
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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Our Summer Hiatus Has Ended!

Hello friends, and loyal JTT readers in the UK! We sure do love you guys 'n' gals.

Anyways, we took a bit of a break this summer if you hadn't noticed. It's a jam packed time for both of us - family reunions, weddings, camps, birthdays, anniversarys, you name it - we do it. In fact, you can hire us to officia- ah, never mind. We don't come cheap enough for you lousy layabouts.

We're proud to announce a new Johnny is right around the corner. So linger on, disgruntled webcomicers! We are here, and we're here to stay.

In the meantime, enjoy this:

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Johnny the Tuber #10 p.5

Johnny the Tuber #11? Yeah. Technically. But we decided to finish out the Ghetto Dolphin story arc* in a multi-page all inclusive "Issue #10."
*(is it still a "Story Arc" if you have no planning as to where the arc goes or ends, and it's not really an arc so much as a blood drenched squiggly?)
Enjoy another chapter of this epic showdown!
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